Someday, when I have the time and inclination, I'll pretty this up. Till then, HTML geeks can e-mail Tony Blair about better ways to do this.
He cares so much more than me about your opinions.
I'm serious, he'll be overjoyed just to be included nowadays.

The Obligatory Page describing me.

The Mangled Remains of Other Peoples Thoughts
If I hadn't written this, then I'd never have started making a website. So it's this junk's fault.

The Mangled Remains of Other People's Reviews
The same old Geek Rubbish, taken off the forums and out of magazines, then repackaged to resemble original thought. So exactly like 99% of all web reviews. But this is MINE. (At the moment it's also blank).

A Quotation for All Occasions
A selection of quotations I've found useful, interesting, or funny.

The Geekiest Tombstone
I'm not ashamed of this. Okay, maybe a little ashamed.

Response to a Pretty Chain Letter
Because I'm oddly superstitious, yet at the same time I loathe chain letters.

Web-Based Turing Machine Simulator
My 4th Year Project. Please tell me what you think of it and what you would do to improve it.

Curriculum Vitae
Yeah, because anyone who looks at the rest of this will be a potential employer...

My Current Lodgings
Here there be geekery